What would happen if movie women approached sex like movie men? What if movie men did rom-coms like movie women? And why the heck don’t we have a gay noir yet!? “Doctor” Jordan Breeding is back to diagnose just how angry and confused everybody would be. It’s a lot, probably.
Writer: Jordan Breeding
Czar Of Audio-Visual Activities: Dave Brown
Editors: Jordan Breeding, Dave Brown
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